Monday, June 29, 2009

QUOTES!!

Kahapon naghahanap ako ng mga “QUOTES” kaya naisipan kong iresearch yun sa internet. At nagulat ako sa mga lumabas sa screen, ito ay ang mga walang kamatayang “QUOTES” ni Melanie Marquez. Akala ko hindi ako matatawa pero di ko napigilan ang sarili ko kaya isheshare ko sa inyo to ngayon, yung may parenthesis comment ko yun!hehehe.

1) My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman. (Oo nga naman!!!)
2) That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives. (pumagitna yung ibig sabihin nya ata dun)
3) Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book. (And you are not a judge)
4) I won’t stoop down to my level. (hahaha! Binagsak ang sarili)
5) Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep? (Si Jonny Depp ba yan?)
6) ‘Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan. ( Oo nga naman Kris baka nga)
7) “Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo...Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.” (naku manunutok din ako)
8) We are lovers, not fighters. (pwede!!)
9) Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same. (buti mahina din ako sa math)
10) I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival. (Perya???)
11) Sumasakit ang migraine ko. (ako rin sumasakit ang backpain ko)
12) Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay! (isa kang alamat melanie, the best buhay na buhay)
13) I keep my crown in the voltage. (Tyak pag suot mo kuryente ka, eh kasi naman [vault] volt ang short term ng voltage, kayo talaga)
14) Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (nahilo ako grabe!)
15) I couldn’t care a damn! (walang pakialamanan quote nya to!)
16) What’s your next class before this? (Uhmmmm…….ano po uli yun?)
17) Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait? (panalo!)
18) Don’t touch me not! (Sabi ngang wag hawakan ang wag hawakan, yun ang transleysyon nun)
19) You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore! (Talaga may anymore pa eh)
20) Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable. (Are you a questionnaire?)
21) You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR! (Five, six pick up stick)
22) Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo...PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh. (Sabi ko sa inyo maka-aksidente sya eh!Iboto natin si Joey)
23) Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na? Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED. (Inamin, nandamay pa!)
24) They should talk behind the scene... (pelikula pala!)
25) [answering the phone] Hello. Wait a moment. Please hang yourself. (Patay kang bata ka!)
26) [before Christmas] Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. (nakaka OP nga)
27) Why I will give my calling card, I'm not a call girl. [Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.] (She is card girl)
28) Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. [During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.] (Pinagsama yung emosyon sa pagbati!)
29) Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. [When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right] (Eh kasi naman baka dun sa dating asawa nagulat lang sya kaya exclamation point)
30) And the base of my observation is... [showbiz stripped May 14 GMA Ch. 7] (uhmmm, hilo na talaga ako)
31) At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!" (sabi na nga ba si Mrs Dee ang malabo, hindi si Melanie)
32) [When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy] Don't worry little angel, big angel is here. (Hahaha! With wings ba yang si big angel ?)
33) [While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number] Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes! ( Ginawang tagabenta ng hotcakes si Nikki)
34) (While she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara. (Wow Bigatin, na si Melanie!)
35) [After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz] My answers have been prayered! (pati si Lord nalito)

Wala akong masabi kundi ibang klase ka Melanie, isa kang alamat na living legend na buhay! Wala panama sa iyo si Erap!Taob sya sa iyo!

Nga pala heto yung video nya dati. The best ang sagot nya, pati ang mga judges dumugo ang ilong!!


Sabi ko sa inyo She's contended with her "Long Legged"!

6 comments:

Nobe said...

in all fairness, magaling siyang mag-english sa only you. hahaha!

love,
nobe

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gillboard said...

ang sakit ng tyan ko...

semi-retarded!!! hahaha

superjaid said...

natawa naman ako ng husto dun sa i have two words, ang labo mo..haha Ü the best talaga,pati sa tagalog wrong grammar sya..haha Ü

Yanie's Ka-blags!!! said...

hahahahahhaha, oo nga spikey!! talaga ngang hinanap ko to sa posts mo, sorry diko to nakita noon hahaha, i'm just a new pans remember??? hahahah!

acknowledge ko din link na to sa blog ko heheheh!!!

and i really can not help myself to step dowm to my lebel! hahaha, natawa pa rin ako nung binasa ko sa post mo bwwwaaahahah!!!

DRAKE said...

hahahha nakita mo rin hehehhe

Yanie's Ka-blags!!! said...

Uu, at sobrang hinalukay ko talaga ang blog site mo hah!, Nawindang ako hahahahah!

lalo pati akong nawindang nung binasa ko ulit ito dito...

it is selling hotcake!!! har har har!